I hate to air family laundry in my blog, but I am steamed! So here goes…
We had five good years together before her head got swelled by the Hollywood machine and we went our separate ways. Now I do fine financially, but she makes $20 million a pop for Kill Bill’s and then there’s the 2,000 products she endorses. And when we split, the divorce required her to pay me $32.6 million. What have I received so far? How does zero sound? What about nada? The selfish self-absorbed diva has one excuse after another. And I’m sick of it. Up to here!
Truth be told, I was never married to Uma. She begged but there was another Queen of my heart. So what am I saying here? Hold on, there is a point to be made…a method to my madness.
Several months ago, I wrote a blog, Men and Women, and joked that Uma was my ex wife. And What! Clients, friends, etc. started calling to tell me they never knew the blonde nuclear bomb and I were once married. And it happens every week. And then Uma sends me her signed photo.
Pay up Uma. Kate (Moss) and I want to buy a Gulfstream.